8 top tips for throwing an epic party

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Disclaimer: we do not recommend you adhere to any of these following tips. That is, unless you want to have an awesome time!! <Bill and Ted-style screeching guitar solo>

1. Always dress appropriately for the occasion.

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“Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” – Mean Girls

2. On the same note: avoid going too far with the costumes.

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(image: Warner Bros.)

“Don’t you want to go where the rainbow ends?” – Eyes Wide Shut

3. Be sure to stay properly stocked in the libations department.


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“I’m going to this party right now, bro. Okay? It’s got booze, it’s got girls. Booze and girls equals… I don’t know. Do you?” – Superbad

4. Every great party needs one bona fide party animal: find him and invite him.


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“Frank the Tank! Frank the Tank! Frank the Tank” – Old School

5. If you want beautiful people to come, you’ll need to give them a reason.


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“Is it true that they send a bus around to pick up girls who want to party with the next Fed chairman?” – The Social Network

6. Limit the number of killjoys on your invite list. Limit them to ‘zero’ if possible.


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“Now, I admit I applied for this job because I wanted to cut loose and shake my rump, but I do not believe that this dilemma can be solved by partying.” – Van Wilder’s Party Liason

7. Remember: bigger is almost always better.


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“I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.” – The Great Gatsby

8. And most importantly, remember there will always be consequences tomorrow.


“My life right now, it’s totally ruined, okay. I practically burned down my whole neighborhood. Probably bankrupted my parents. I’ll be in debt until I die.” – Project X

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