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13 signs your Game of Thrones obsession has gone too far

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We’re not saying there’s such a thing as ‘too much Game of Thrones‘… but if you start exhibiting these symptoms, you should probably take a break between episodes.

1. When your suspicions of bald gentlemen prevent you from leaving the house

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2. When you’ve taken to naming household objects after the words of your favourite house

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3. When you try and pay for your groceries with the iron price

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4. When you cross the street rather than having to encounter pregnant women

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5. When your craving for suckling pig threatens to disrupt the dinner table


6. When you tried to return an overcoat because it’s not made from boiled wool

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7. You’re convinced that your attempts to warg with your dog are finally bearing fruit

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8. When you send your all-day breakfast back because your bacon isn’t black enough

 

9. When you’ve given up on saying ‘thank you’ because your language doesn’t recognise the term

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10. When the police are knocking on your door, asking about the trees in your neighbourhood that appear to have had faces carved into them.

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11. When your bathroom cabinet contains at least one vile of Milk of the Poppy

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12. When you start confusing real historical events with those of Westeros

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13. When you start mentally dividing new acquaintances by house, and avoiding those you might suspect of being a Lannister


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